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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents ..19/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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-I’m GAY,so I MUST be after every straight guy around-
-I'm SKINNY,so I MUST be anorexic.-
-I SPEAK MY MIND,so I MUST be a bitch-
-I love to DANCE,So I MUST be slutty-
-I'm NOT A VIRGIN,so I MUST be easy-
-I get GOOD GRADE'S,so I MUST have no social life.-
-I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS,so I MUST be looking for attention.-
-I WEAR WHAT I WANT,so I MUST be a poser-
-I actually EAT LUNCH,so I MUST be fat-
-I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE,so I MUST be a loser-
-I'm YOUNG,so I MUST be naive-
-I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy,so I MUST be emo-
-I couldn't hurt a FLY,So I MUST be a pussy-
-I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR,so I MUST be crazy-
-I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP,so I MUST be anti-social-
-I’m WHITE,so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet-
-I like READING,so I MUST be a LONER-
-I DISAGREE with my government,so I MUST be a TERRORIST-
-I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS,so I MUST be a pedantic bastard-
-I LIKE TO BE MYSELF,so I MUST be cocky and arrogant-
-I have a RICH RELATIVES,so I MUST be rich too-
-I love NATURE,so i MUST be a tree hugging hippie-
-I BELIEVE NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE,so I MUST be delusional-
-I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian-

Excuse me sir, could you show me to your gay~

Wed Dec 9, 2009, 7:54 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
  • Watching: Best songs of the 90's
XDDDDD
Drake and I went to Lowes to pick up something for his brother-in-law. we were talking to one of the employee's and some guy walked up.

-you know when you're thinking something then say it by accident?-

well the guy saw the Drake was holding my hand but ignored it. He then turned to the employee and said "I need a Gay.......GAUGE!GAUGE!I NEED A GAUGE!"


I literally fell on the ground laughing XDD I was sitting on the floor crying because i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe! XDDDDDD

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: living the domestic life with my boyfriend
  • Interests: Nature photography ,Drawing,Reading,Fanfiction,Anime/Manga,Movies(mainly comedy),Music,..uh...stuff?
  • Favourite band or musician: *shrug* I rarely remember them by anything other than their songs
  • Favourite genre of music: Well i mostly listen to Hit 80's/90's music. As well as various types of rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe!..Cause he rules!
  • Operating System: Acer
  • MP3 player of choice: Dark Red Sansa Clip
  • Shell of choice: Jade Turbo?
  • Favourite game: Zelda,Sims,Mario(everything),Final Fantasy(any),Kindom Hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii,PS3,
  • Favourite cartoon character: Foghorn Leghorn!
  • Personal Quote: Yes i'm gay and NO! I'm not gay for YOU..... I wouldn't hit on you if i was delirious
  • Tools of the Trade: uh...camera,paper,pencil,and um..Coral Photoshop Pro?

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:iconnothingbutdrawing:
Mood: Affection ~NothingButDrawing 1 day 9 hours ago
THANKSS for the fav^^

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Life is A joke,its up to you if you wanna laugh ore not.

It could always be worse^^
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:iconmintchip321:
~mintchip321 1 day 19 hours ago
thanks for the fav!

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What happens if u get scared half to death twice?ಠ_ಠ

:heart:daisuki!:heart:

:bulletred::bulletorange::bulletyellow::bulletgreen::bulletblue::bulletpurple:

☮ ಠ ω ಠ ♪ ♫ ◕ ‿ ◕
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~Lite-Black 2 days 12 hours ago
Gratzi for the fav on one of the more phallic photographs [lighthouse+froid=...] :P
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~UsagiTenshi 3 days 2 hours ago
Thank you for the :+fav:!

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Happiness is all in your mind!

My animated avatar courtesy of MilwaukeeDriver

Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss.
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:iconlite-black:
~Lite-Black 4 days 4 hours ago
Ta for the fav on My 'Symbol'
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:iconmintchip321:
~mintchip321 4 days 19 hours ago
swanks for the favs!

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What happens if u get scared half to death twice?ಠ_ಠ

:heart:daisuki!:heart:

:bulletred::bulletorange::bulletyellow::bulletgreen::bulletblue::bulletpurple:

☮ ಠ ω ಠ ♪ ♫ ◕ ‿ ◕
:iconmintchip321:
~mintchip321 4 days 19 hours ago
thanks for the favs!

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What happens if u get scared half to death twice?ಠ_ಠ

:heart:daisuki!:heart:

:bulletred::bulletorange::bulletyellow::bulletgreen::bulletblue::bulletpurple:

☮ ಠ ω ಠ ♪ ♫ ◕ ‿ ◕
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:iconnothingbutdrawing:
~NothingButDrawing 6 days 4 hours ago
Thanks for the fav^^

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Life is A joke,its up to you if you wanna laugh ore not.

It could always be worse^^
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~Sakaiti 6 days 15 hours ago
D= Trying to figure out why the thumbs aren't working. ToT Any idea? Did I do something wrong?

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Yes:
I am a dork.
I am a rabid, squealing fangirl.
I do love squishing cute peoples.
I adore random messages. XD

Simple amusements for simple minds....
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:iconnothingbutdrawing:
Mood: Affection ~NothingButDrawing Dec 3, 2009, 10:18:42 AM
THANKS for the fav^^

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Life is A joke,its up to you if you wanna laugh ore not.

It could always be worse^^
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